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tyra banks loves vasoline
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:26 am
by daedalus__
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:31 am
by Grim...
Digg ++
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:37 pm
by aaronhall
The Oprah spoof is kind of funny, but she looks like she just got out of the shower after being beaten half to death
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:15 pm
by m3mn0n
What in the ...
I think the quote from that page says it all:
Any sexual attraction I ever had for this woman has very swiftly and surely been crushed. I was half expecting her to start eating the furniture, or go on a quest for tin foil to make a special hat that keeps out mind-reading space rays.
...I see this being parodied in a Scary Movie type way.

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:30 pm
by Kieran Huggins
so do you think sales of Vaseline went up or down after this?? Ugh!
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:43 pm
by Christopher
So do you think if that blogger was stranded on a deserted island with Tyra Banks and a jar of Vaseline that is "sexual attraction" would still be "crushed" ???
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:56 pm
by Ollie Saunders
Tyra Banks wrote:You're wildest dreams have come truuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeee!!!!!
I lol'd
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:20 pm
by Luke
aaronhall wrote:The Oprah spoof is kind of funny, but she looks like she just got out of the shower after being beaten half to death
Oh she's spoofing Oprah? I thought she was just trying to BE Oprah. I guess it's a little less disturbing now.
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:52 pm
by Kieran Huggins
It was a spoof? I thought she was just bonkers...
I didn't "get" fargo the first time through either though.... I'm a little slow, eh?
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:59 am
by RobertGonzalez
That was good Kieran.
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:09 am
by matthijs
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:14 am
by aaronhall
"You get a car, and you get a car and ..."
What would have scared me even more was that 100 other women were going as bat <span style='color:blue' title='I'm naughty, are you naughty?'>smurf</span> as she was
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:59 am
by RobertGonzalez
Now that I have sound, this is even funnier.
I wonder if the weird looking cameraman was waiting for his vasoline? And the 'behind the scenes' picture of Tyra Banks he snapped when she wasn't watching...

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:30 am
by daedalus__
Steve Balmer is dance-crazy!
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:41 am
by Grim...
So, what - was she just pretending?
Or did she really go mad over the Vaseline?
/confused