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Confessions of a PHP addict.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:09 am
by onion2k
I think I might be addicted. PHP is spilling over into other forums I use. We were discussing what we would want as an epitaph on our headstones on a different forum I use, and my suggestion was:

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<?php exit; ?>
This is on a video games (sort of, RLLMUK if you've heard of it..) forum. That's pretty bad.

Do you use PHP syntax in every day life, or is it just me?

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:12 am
by Kieran Huggins
I would have thought die(); would have been more appropriate...

Your PHP addiction is simply crazy. jQuery, however... how's this for an obit?

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$('#kieran').attr('born','1979').parent('barbara','david').sibling('kirsten','paul','sam').children(null).end();

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:19 am
by shiznatix
there is no php parser in the afterlife.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:22 am
by feyd

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__halt_compiler();
:)

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:23 am
by Kieran Huggins
shiznatix wrote:there is no php parser in the afterlife.
not if you're bad, anyway...

If you're really bad you're sent to ASP.NET for all eternity!

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:02 am
by Maugrim_The_Reaper
'Tis just you, onion...;)

As far as I get, I tend to prefer PHP for explaining most programming concepts up front - it's easier to read, and requires a web browser over a console environment. Bit more user friendly that way. I've a ways to travel before getting to your level of addiction!

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:39 am
by TheMoose
onion, should've done something like:

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<?php die(date("F j, Y", mktime())); ?>
:P

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:09 am
by JayBird
The only thing i do is think "Ctrl + Z" if i drop a plate or something

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:24 am
by RobertGonzalez
register_shutdown_function() for me.

And I do Crtl-Z all the time in real life, then realize I am being a geek. And I sometimes speak the commands I am entering at the command line in linux. I mean I actually say them as I type them.

As for PHP spilling over into my real life, yes, that happens quite often. Quietly, but often.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:16 pm
by onion2k
JayBird wrote:The only thing i do is think "Ctrl + Z" if i drop a plate or something
That'd be so awesome.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:57 pm
by Jenk
I often say "lol" or "rofl" (phonetically) because when I was in my old cs clan, we started it as a joke on other players like in any purepwnage episode. It's stuck since and I'm forever embarassing myself with it.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:08 pm
by Luke
JayBird wrote:The only thing i do is think "Ctrl + Z" if i drop a plate or something
that's so funny I do that too. Like the time I asked a fat lady when she was due... I was thinking "UNDO UNDO!!" :lol: