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shiznatix
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by shiznatix » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:24 pm
pickle wrote: If you want to get crude, "PH" can stand for "Pretty Huge"
i don't get it
Luke
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by Luke » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:03 pm
I don't either
pickle
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by pickle » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:07 pm
P retty H uge P {fill in your own word here}
Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
Burrito
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by Burrito » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:11 pm
pencils?
pie?
porkchops?
paintcans?
politicians?
paradigms?
evilmonkey
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by evilmonkey » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:15 pm
pickle wrote: P retty H uge P {fill in your own word here}
P ickle?
pickle
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by pickle » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:16 pm
all good, clean choices.
Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
Ollie Saunders
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by Ollie Saunders » Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:26 pm
It's not very good but hey I tried:
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catch (Boss_Nag_Exception $e) {
echo $project->setDuration(strlen($pieceOf));
}
John Cartwright
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by John Cartwright » Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:38 pm
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foreach ($world->getPeople() as $person)
{
if ($person->getName() == 'Jcart')
{
echo 'Sexy';
}
else
{
echo 'Not as sexy';
}
}
Lol.. I suck too.
OasisGames
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by OasisGames » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:08 pm
The only programming related joke I've ever come up with that was fairly funny was:
But that's form design, not web design... I'll look around, see if I can find anything that's short and hilarious...
Jenk
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by Jenk » Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:25 am
On the topic of funny forms..
and a quick thinker from me:
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while (!$you->gogo())
{
$me->wakeUp();
}
ptrpan
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by ptrpan » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:36 am
Saw this somewhere. A bit of UNIX
who | grep -i blond |
date; cd̃̃̃̃̃̃ ; unzip; touch;
strip; finger; mount; gasp;
yes; uptime; umount;
sleep
jayshields
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by jayshields » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:38 am
Haha pickle that flow chart thing is awesomeness.
Kieran Huggins
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by Kieran Huggins » Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:16 pm
I have the cd /pub more beer shirt!
@ptrpan - classy
guitarlvr
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by guitarlvr » Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:45 pm
you could declare a variable with a string of random letters. Then substr() the string into multiple variables containing one letter then concatenate them all together with an echo statement.
Wayne