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shiznatix
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Post by shiznatix »

pickle wrote:If you want to get crude, "PH" can stand for "Pretty Huge" :twisted:
i don't get it :(
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Post by Luke »

I don't either
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Post by pickle »

Pretty Huge P{fill in your own word here}
Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
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Post by Burrito »

pencils?
pie?
porkchops?
paintcans?
politicians?
paradigms?
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Post by evilmonkey »

pickle wrote:Pretty Huge P{fill in your own word here}
Pickle? :lol:
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Post by pickle »

;) all good, clean choices.
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Post by Ollie Saunders »

It's not very good but hey I tried:

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catch (Boss_Nag_Exception $e) {
    echo $project->setDuration(strlen($pieceOf));
}
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Post by pickle »

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/10253679/

-and-

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while($project != DONE)
{
  $featureset++;
}
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Post by John Cartwright »

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foreach ($world->getPeople() as $person)
{
   if ($person->getName() == 'Jcart')
   {
     echo 'Sexy';
   }
   else
   {
      echo 'Not as sexy';
   }
}
Lol.. I suck too.
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Post by OasisGames »

The only programming related joke I've ever come up with that was fairly funny was:
Image
But that's form design, not web design... I'll look around, see if I can find anything that's short and hilarious...
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Post by Jenk »

On the topic of funny forms..

Image

and a quick thinker from me:

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while (!$you->gogo())
{
    $me->wakeUp();
}
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Post by ptrpan »

Saw this somewhere. A bit of UNIX

who | grep -i blond |
date; cd̃̃̃̃̃̃ ; unzip; touch;
strip; finger; mount; gasp;
yes; uptime; umount;
sleep
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Post by jayshields »

Haha pickle that flow chart thing is awesomeness.
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Post by Kieran Huggins »

I have the cd /pub more beer shirt!

@ptrpan - classy :-)
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Post by guitarlvr »

you could declare a variable with a string of random letters. Then substr() the string into multiple variables containing one letter then concatenate them all together with an echo statement.

Wayne
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