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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:24 pm
by shiznatix
pickle wrote:If you want to get crude, "PH" can stand for "Pretty Huge"

i don't get it

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:03 pm
by Luke
I don't either
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:07 pm
by pickle
Pretty Huge P{fill in your own word here}
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:11 pm
by Burrito
pencils?
pie?
porkchops?
paintcans?
politicians?
paradigms?
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:15 pm
by evilmonkey
pickle wrote:Pretty Huge P{fill in your own word here}
Pickle?

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:16 pm
by pickle

all good, clean choices.
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:26 pm
by Ollie Saunders
It's not very good but hey I tried:
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catch (Boss_Nag_Exception $e) {
echo $project->setDuration(strlen($pieceOf));
}
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:37 pm
by pickle
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/10253679/
-and-
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while($project != DONE)
{
$featureset++;
}
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:38 pm
by John Cartwright
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foreach ($world->getPeople() as $person)
{
if ($person->getName() == 'Jcart')
{
echo 'Sexy';
}
else
{
echo 'Not as sexy';
}
}
Lol.. I suck too.
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:08 pm
by OasisGames
The only programming related joke I've ever come up with that was fairly funny was:

But that's form design, not web design... I'll look around, see if I can find anything that's short and hilarious...
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:25 am
by Jenk
On the topic of funny forms..
and a quick thinker from me:
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while (!$you->gogo())
{
$me->wakeUp();
}
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:36 am
by ptrpan
Saw this somewhere. A bit of UNIX
who | grep -i blond |
date; cd̃̃̃̃̃̃ ; unzip; touch;
strip; finger; mount; gasp;
yes; uptime; umount;
sleep
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:38 am
by jayshields
Haha pickle that flow chart thing is awesomeness.
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:16 pm
by Kieran Huggins
I have the cd /pub more beer shirt!
@ptrpan - classy

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:45 pm
by guitarlvr
you could declare a variable with a string of random letters. Then substr() the string into multiple variables containing one letter then concatenate them all together with an echo statement.
Wayne