Ever seen a UFO?

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Ollie Saunders
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I'm enjoying this thread very much. I seen a UFO on a couple of occasions never very close.

Remember UFO stands for Unidentified flying object i.e. anything more is speculation, in all probably there isn't anything interesting about the majority of sightings. Although some accounts are quite amazing(ly unbelievable).

Here's another question: If an alien walked into your local establishment how would you react?
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ole wrote:Here's another question: If an alien walked into your local establishment how would you react?
I know exactly what I would do. I would go up to the alien and kindly ask where I might be able to find those pink/green, spotted "space plants" that look like tubes.
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Everah wrote:
Kieran Huggins wrote:I think it was the uniform.
Was it velour?
Sadly no :-( but there was a cape of sorts... it was hawt!
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ole wrote:Here's another question: If an alien walked into your local establishment how would you react?
I'd answer: "Well, you're in luck, cause that's me"
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Buy him/her/it a pint? ;)
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I would first establish if it is a he or a she alien (if that is possible :? ). If its a he, ill buy him a pint. If its a she, ill buy her 2pints :wink:

But then again, how are you able to distinguish between the alien sexes?

Could turn out to be a galactic dissappointment if you get the sex of the alien wrong. :roll:
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I never hear good things about aliens. They always seem to be kidnapping farmers, flying on bicycles, threatening Presidents, performing experiments on other lifeforms, threatening heterosexuality with "probing", destroying planets, engaging in war with other aliens on our planet, causing havoc for secret government organizations, destroying the White House, living on uninhabitable planets, wearing silver-colored space suits, exploding planets, or flying circular spacecrafts around humans who already had a few screws loose, just to see how they'd react.

The alien's gender would be the last thing on my mind. :?
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superdezign wrote:The alien's gender would be the last thing on my mind.
I suppose what you are saying is true, but I was just answering the question.

But anyway... How would one go about determining the sex of an alien?

ps. @superdezign, congrats on post #1000 :)
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ptrpan wrote:But anyway... How would one go about determining the sex of an alien?
So true... They almost never wear clothing, and don't seem to have genitalia. Of course, real (quote-unquote) aliens probably do. If they don't, then we're safe. They can't reproduce. :P

They'll die off soon enough. ^_^

ptrpan wrote:ps. @superdezign, congrats on post #1000 :)
:D :D
I meant to make it into a topic, and completely missed it. Lol. I was mad to because I answered such an easy question.
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superdezign wrote:So true... They almost never wear clothing, and don't seem to have genitalia. Of course, real (quote-unquote) aliens probably do. If they don't, then we're safe. They can't reproduce. :P
Of course aliens have genitalia. Haven't you ever watched 'The Smurfs'? What the hell do you think that is on top of their heads?
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seodevhead wrote:
superdezign wrote:So true... They almost never wear clothing, and don't seem to have genitalia. Of course, real (quote-unquote) aliens probably do. If they don't, then we're safe. They can't reproduce. :P
Of course aliens have genitalia. Haven't you ever watched 'The Smurfs'? What the hell do you think that is on top of their heads?
+1. :rofl:
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The Smurfs are aliens? Is that why there's only, like, one guy in the world who ever sees them?

And what does he want with them?? I never quite understood. Is he an alien hunter?
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seodevhead wrote:Of course aliens have genitalia. Haven't you ever watched 'The Smurfs'? What the hell do you think that is on top of their heads?
You know, about a year ago The Ninja Space Goat had an avatar of him with a Smurf Hat on his head. I bet he's an alien smurf.
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Check out the photo -- I think it might be one of our members! ;)
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