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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:32 am
by Ollie Saunders
I'm enjoying this thread very much. I seen a UFO on a couple of occasions never very close.
Remember UFO stands for Unidentified flying object i.e. anything more is speculation, in all probably there isn't anything interesting about the majority of sightings. Although some accounts are quite amazing(ly unbelievable).
Here's another question: If an alien walked into your local establishment how would you react?
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:39 am
by seodevhead
ole wrote:Here's another question: If an alien walked into your local establishment how would you react?
I know exactly what I would do. I would go up to the alien and kindly ask where I might be able to find those pink/green, spotted "space plants" that look like tubes.
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:35 pm
by Kieran Huggins
Everah wrote:Kieran Huggins wrote:I think it was the uniform.
Was it velour?
Sadly no

but there was a cape of sorts... it was hawt!
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:24 am
by Mordred
ole wrote:Here's another question: If an alien walked into your local establishment how would you react?
I'd answer: "Well, you're in luck, cause that's
me"
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:46 am
by Maugrim_The_Reaper
Buy him/her/it a pint?

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:04 am
by ptrpan
I would first establish if it is a he or a she alien (if that is possible

). If its a he, ill buy him a pint. If its a she, ill buy her 2pints
But then again, how are you able to distinguish between the alien sexes?
Could turn out to be a galactic dissappointment if you get the sex of the alien wrong.

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:46 am
by superdezign
I never hear good things about aliens. They always seem to be kidnapping farmers, flying on bicycles, threatening Presidents, performing experiments on other lifeforms, threatening heterosexuality with "probing", destroying planets, engaging in war with other aliens on
our planet, causing havoc for secret government organizations, destroying the White House, living on uninhabitable planets, wearing silver-colored space suits, exploding planets, or flying circular spacecrafts around humans who already had a few screws loose, just to see how they'd react.
The alien's gender would be the last thing on my mind.

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:57 am
by ptrpan
superdezign wrote:The alien's gender would be the last thing on my mind.
I suppose what you are saying is true, but I was just answering the question.
But anyway... How would one go about determining the sex of an alien?
ps. @superdezign, congrats on post #1000

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:00 am
by superdezign
ptrpan wrote:But anyway... How would one go about determining the sex of an alien?
So true... They almost never wear clothing, and don't seem to have genitalia. Of course,
real (quote-unquote) aliens probably do. If they don't, then we're safe. They can't reproduce.
They'll die off soon enough. ^_^
ptrpan wrote:ps. @superdezign, congrats on post #1000

I meant to make it into a topic, and completely missed it. Lol. I was mad to because I answered such an easy question.
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:13 am
by seodevhead
superdezign wrote:So true... They almost never wear clothing, and don't seem to have genitalia. Of course,
real (quote-unquote) aliens probably do. If they don't, then we're safe. They can't reproduce.

Of course aliens have genitalia. Haven't you ever watched 'The Smurfs'? What the hell do you think that is on top of their heads?
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:17 am
by ptrpan
seodevhead wrote:superdezign wrote:So true... They almost never wear clothing, and don't seem to have genitalia. Of course,
real (quote-unquote) aliens probably do. If they don't, then we're safe. They can't reproduce.

Of course aliens have genitalia. Haven't you ever watched 'The Smurfs'? What the hell do you think that is on top of their heads?
+1.

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:20 am
by superdezign
The Smurfs are aliens? Is that why there's only, like, one guy in the world who ever sees them?
And what does he want with them?? I never quite understood. Is he an alien hunter?
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:53 am
by RobertGonzalez
seodevhead wrote:Of course aliens have genitalia. Haven't you ever watched 'The Smurfs'? What the hell do you think that is on top of their heads?
You know, about a year ago
The Ninja Space Goat had an avatar of him with a Smurf Hat on his head. I bet he's an alien smurf.
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:22 pm
by Christopher
http://kutv.com/topstories/local_story_164122850.html
Check out the photo -- I think it might be one of our members!
