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You know its bad when you're looking at jokes

Post by JPlush76 »

Programmer Jokes:

How many object programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. You just send a change bulb message to the socket object!

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Q: How many OOP programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

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C++ should have been called D.

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most of them are lame but I was bored!


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lmao :D
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hehehe the second one was funny in a geeky sort of way.
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Post by McGruff »

Not mine but worth repeating:

"When we played chess, my computer used to beat me every time. So I took up kickboxing."
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C++ should actually be B, not D. ;)
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Post by voidstate »

C++ programmers do it with objects.

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All my members are protected, so only a (girl)friend object can see them.
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Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest
of your life.
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Real Programmers never work from 9 to 5. If any real programmer is around at 9 a.m., it's because they were up all night.
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