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You know its bad when you're looking at jokes

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2003 4:34 pm
by JPlush76
Programmer Jokes:

How many object programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. You just send a change bulb message to the socket object!

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Q: How many OOP programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

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C++ should have been called D.

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most of them are lame but I was bored!


http://www.cis.gsu.edu/~shong/oojokes/index.html

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2003 7:42 pm
by m3mn0n
lmao :D

Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2003 7:16 pm
by evilcoder
hehehe the second one was funny in a geeky sort of way.

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2003 1:05 am
by McGruff
Not mine but worth repeating:

"When we played chess, my computer used to beat me every time. So I took up kickboxing."

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2003 3:06 am
by phice
C++ should actually be B, not D. ;)

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 9:18 am
by voidstate
C++ programmers do it with objects.

:oops:

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 9:41 am
by jason
All my members are protected, so only a (girl)friend object can see them.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2003 7:08 am
by patrikG
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Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest
of your life.
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Real Programmers never work from 9 to 5. If any real programmer is around at 9 a.m., it's because they were up all night.