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USB Breathalyzer
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:42 pm
by Syntac
I have a history of posting on forums while completely blasted. In fact, I am right now. So I was wondering if there's such a thing as a USB breathalyzer that locks the computer until your booze concentration sinks below a certain point.
Re: USB Breathalyzer
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:10 pm
by califdon
LOL - Actually, I just googled it and they DO make 'em! Pretty expensive, though.
Re: USB Breathalyzer
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:18 pm
by Syntac
Oh good. Now I just need to find my credit cards, but that's pretty much impossible because my legs have gone numb and my girlfriend insists on hiding my wallet whenever I go to the bar.

Re: USB Breathalyzer
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:32 am
by JAB Creations
Someone online once asked me if I was drunk though I answered no; I don't drink though imagine if I did.

Re: USB Breathalyzer
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:55 am
by Luke
Dude when I saw the title I was thinking like a home-breathalyzer for making sure you aren't too drunk to drive and I caught myself thinking... "hmm... good idea".
Re: USB Breathalyzer
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:15 am
by matthijs
Doesn't google mail have this functionality that you have to answer a difficult math question before being able to send your mail, so that when you're too drunk you can't mail something you later regret?
Re: USB Breathalyzer
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:29 am
by novice4eva
ok drunk driving is bad ... drunk+anything has potential to go wrong/bad, but DRUNK+COMPUTING hummmm what possibly can go wrong...unless you work in nuclear facility and there is a software with "SELF DESTRUCT" button, or maybe if u work in NASA....... even worse what if i attack my own clan in warcraft.... again where can we find that USB breathalyzer

Re: USB Breathalyzer
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:22 am
by Syntac
Okay, now does anyone have a good hangover cure? This is paralyzing...
Re: USB Breathalyzer
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:27 am
by John Cartwright
Hungover shot/chug beer = instant hangover puke.
The more you puke, the better you feel, then your ready for another meal. Thats at least how I do it my drinking days

. I don't really drink anymore so I just tough out hangovers when I get them.
The best way to cure a hangover is to drink lots of water before you go to bed. Whenever I've done that I always woken up feeling fine.
Re: USB Breathalyzer
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:29 am
by Syntac
Okay, I'll give that a try.
That was disgusting, but it worked. Thanks man!