We know you have an opinion on how things should be run around here. These are suggestions for the forums, and the website.This forum is not a place to ask for suggestions to your own coding (or otherwise) problems.
I'm surprised you still got all these links to evilwalrus - some spammy company bought this domain over 1 month ago - and are getting lots of traffic from you.
There's a thread in the General Discussion board. It's a squatter who's got it you're right. Discussions are underway to try to give the domain back to community who deserve it.