1. Prior to version 5.1 Feyd officially regarded his birthdate as January 01, 1970.
2. Feyd doesn't make parse errors, the PHP parser makes errors when parsing feyds (correct) code.
3. Object Oriented Pheyd.
4. Feyd never loses arguments with his wife. Instead, feyd knows that he never instantiated the object of the argument. Therefore, there's an error, and the argument never took place.
5. Once upon a time there was going to be a dual between Chuck Norris and Feyd. However, before it could begin, feyd programmed Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick himself in the face. Feyd wins.
6. Feyd sets his alarm clock using sleep(some_complex_function($feyd)). However he wakes up 7 microseconds before the alarm goes off and realizes he should've used usleep. Then he laughs because it's not U sleep, its I sleep. Oh, the irony.
7. Feyd invented PHP. In fact, in version 0.0.1 PHP stood for Pheyd Hates Perl.
8. Feyd talks in switch statements. Unlike other speech impediments such as lisps, this is a condition where ones mind procedurally processes data. IE: When ordering food at a restaurant feyd says "switch FOOD case "Hamburger" feyd not full, case "deluxe" feyd happy man. default deluxe.
9. I used to write "code". Now I write "code that could be insanely optimized by feyd".
10. Feyd's favorite pet is a boa constrictor. Not because they're insanely masculine and cool, but because constrictor sounds a lot like contstructor.
yeah... as you can tell, i ran out of ideas towards the end