PHP Programmers this is the job for you!
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JPlush76
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PHP Programmers this is the job for you!
I need an application built that can make me LOTS of money.. now I can't pay you ever because I like money and I would like to keep it. HOWEVER what I will do for you is mention to my friends that you're cool. They dont have websites but just knowing your cool to someone might be incentive enough.
I need you to start IMMEDIATELY and work at least 305 hours per week.
I look forward to your responses for this position thank you
Jim
CEO
Mymoney INC
I need you to start IMMEDIATELY and work at least 305 hours per week.
I look forward to your responses for this position thank you
Jim
CEO
Mymoney INC
I would love to do it! The project sounds fantastic and your company WAY cool! I program for the love of programming, I don't want money. I actually think it spoils programmers. As a matter of fact, a friend of my mother's second cousin knew this guy whose half-sister's ex used to be the best programmer ever. And then he wanted to earn money. Now he is shining shoes at London Victoria. It did him no good.
If you give me a good reference, I wash you car, be your personal pizza-service, organise girls for you and have a boob-job done.
If it's not too much to ask, I would like a little reference at the end of my... uhm... internship...
If you give me a good reference, I wash you car, be your personal pizza-service, organise girls for you and have a boob-job done.
If it's not too much to ask, I would like a little reference at the end of my... uhm... internship...
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JPlush76
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a reference? sorry man you sound a little to expensive for our tastes. are you trying to say my friends aren't a good enough reference??? insulting the boss before you're hired is never good.
but ya know what? I like your excitement for the project and the fact you'll get me whores(always a plus) so I'm gonna give you a shot...
code a hello world script and you're hired!
but ya know what? I like your excitement for the project and the fact you'll get me whores(always a plus) so I'm gonna give you a shot...
code a hello world script and you're hired!
This is the first page:
and this the second!
Do I get the job now?
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<?php
class thisismyhelloworldclassandireallyhopeigetthisjobitsreallyimportanttome
{
/*
This is where I put the properties of my class. I like them proper.
*/
var $myPropertyAndNoOneElses;
var $thisIsAnArrayWhichIsDifficultToExplain =array(0=>"H",1=>"e",2=>"l",3=>"l",4=>"o",5=>",",6=>" ",7=>"W",8=>"o",9=>"r",10=>"l",11=>"d",12=>"!");
var $thisIsAStringWhichisNotAThreat ="69 120 112 108 111 105 116 101 114 32 111 102 32 119 111 109 101 110 44 32 99 104 105 108 100 114 101 110 32 97 110 100 32 115 105 110 103 108 101 32 109 117 109 115 46 32 77 97 121 32 121 111 117 32 110 101 118 101 114 32 101 97 116 32 97 112 112 108 101 99 114 117 98 109 108 101 32 102 111 114 32 116 104 101 32 114 101 115 116 32 111 102 32 121 111 117 114 32 108 105 102 101 33 0";
function thisismyhelloworldclassandireallyhopeigetthisjobitsreallyimportanttome()
{
//This is just here to be constructive.
}
/*
Now we come to the methods. That's where my magic comes in
*/
function checkTheViewersIntegrity($integrity=-1)
{
$countMeUpToWhereIDontKnow=0;
if (is_array($integrity))
{
foreach($integrity as $morals=>$value)
{
echo $value;
$countMeUpToWhereIDontKnow++;
}
return $yourMorals;
}
}
function alrightThenHeresTheTruth()
{
$temp=explode(" ",$this->thisIsAStringWhichisNotAThreat);
foreach($temp as $value)
echo chr($value);
$this->checkTheViewersIntegrity($this->thisIsAnArrayWhichIsDifficultToExplain);
}
}
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<?php
include("temp1.php"); //the class above
$bla=new thisismyhelloworldclassandireallyhopeigetthisjobitsreallyimportanttome;
$bla->alrightThenHeresTheTruth();
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JPlush76
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sorry but it seems you call var $myPropertyAndNoOneElses;
but you never use it now do you??? is this some sort of sick joke? are you creating some sort of backdoor script to ruin me???
frankly your over analysis scares me
what ever happened to good ol

but you never use it now do you??? is this some sort of sick joke? are you creating some sort of backdoor script to ruin me???
frankly your over analysis scares me
what ever happened to good ol
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<?php
echo "hello world!";
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<?="hello world"?>